Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Your health, pea-flowered

That is the subject line of one of the many spam emails I have been receiving. I find it hard to object too violently to this deluge when the messages are so poetic.

Your cash, one-humped.

I want to write something witty and original about this, but I really can't top the lines themselves.

Your money, mouse-eared.

What more is there to say?

1 comment:

  1. Ha! I've seen some as well, and recently started a list. These began with "Your cash, ":
    paddle plate
    night-blind
    onion red
    Michaelmas crocus (?!)
    My favorite thus far strayed from the "cash" pattern:
    Your money, outward-flow turbine

    Sigh. I am *so* easily amused.

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