Scroobious Scrivenings

...or at least, may I direct your attention please to my new/current blog . It is time, I think, to make this one's defunct status offic...

I just want to know: has the entire internet been taken over by ads for "1 Rule to a Flat Stomach", or just my corner of it? Srsly...

My subconscious appears to be developing a new level of maturity... or something. You know those dreams where you're about to sit exams ...

Tactical corsets! (I know, I know. This is what Twitter is for. Bah humbug.)

Garden shears aren't exactly the first thing that springs to mind in association with Priapus. (A sickle is probably the second thing.)

This potato couldn't decide whether it wanted to be a duck, or a Henry Moore sculpture... but it ended up just a potato. Still, so far i...

Last night I dreamt James Bond was my boyfriend. But then he got demoted from a special agent to a customs agent, which just wasn't as s...