Oh it's just too much. There's nothing healthy to eat at all. Not even salad. Really, it's obvious that if you smother it in mayo it's not exactly calorie-free, but do they have to go so far as to say: "Well, enjoy it, but then have a light supper to make up for indulging in *gasp* a fatty salad"? [bawls, stamps foot, drums fist on desk]
I'm just going to have to give in to the patented Health Pizza (TM) concept. And remember, good dark chocolate has more antioxidants than red wine. So clearly if I live on pizza, chocolate and rioja, I will be glowing, darling, absolutely glowing.
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