Friday, March 03, 2006

Why hobbits are better than elves

Best fan quote from Ringers: Lord of the Fans:

"A hobbit will still be there in the morning. You think an elf will still be there? Fleetfooted elves — no. He'll take off. But a hobbit, he'll want to cuddle, and he'll still be there the next day. And then he'll make you breakfast."

5 comments:

  1. Yes, but he's got really hairy feet.

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  2. Big feet and he cooks? Hook me up, sistah!

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  3. Anonymous1:34 am

    after reading the discription it seems I have married a hobbit! He even goes out and gets me Starbucks.

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  4. Anonymous8:20 am

    This was one of my favourite Ringers moments, too. Elves always strike me as the last word in emotional distance - exactly the kind of partners I shouldn't go for, but do: intense but detached. Hobbits, on the other hand, would be all puppy-dog. Hell, demosthenes is right, humans are probably preferable.

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