Context is everything

Words that have made me happy this week:

"I can get you a hospital appointment."
"You won't get headaches, and you won't put on weight."
"The X-rays show your teeth are absolutely fine."
"There's nothing more to do here. You should go home now."
"This evening's performance is starting in one minute..."/"I'm almost there."
"The next train at platform 18 is the 22:22 to Addlestone via Brentford."
"Oh. That headline is... really excellent."
"It's here at last! The most sophisticated piece of technology you'll ever pee on!"