I just have one thing to say.

That is an egregious untruth. Three things to say.

1) STILL no home hypercyberinterwebnet*. This is agony. This is going to impede blogging a while longer. [wails]

2) Nothing I have said in any previous post should be taken as in any way unappreciative of you, my fabulous readers. I love chatty Yanks, yes I do. It's nothing but delightful getting to know you, and we all know the special love that comments bring. And I promise to be more attentive to you all - both here and in your own cyberhomes - just as soon as we get this damn connection sorted out. No, I don't know what's taking so long either.

3) I have cats. Two of them. They moved in last Wednesday night; it should be taken as irrefutable proof of the burden of under-inter-ing I labour under (and the remarkable pressures of last press day) that it has taken me THIS LONG to report this Very Important Fact. Harvey and Gemima**** will be appearing mostly on this page, not the Scrivenings, for the same reason that I don't post here about knitting*****.

We thank you for your patience during this difficult time and look forward to resuming our normal service as soon as possible.

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* Beloved recently heard me use the word "interweb" for the first time**. He hates it. Somehow he has never encountered anyone using this word ever. Somehow he feels it is Silly, and not in a good way. Go figure. I therefore feel dutybound to up the Silliness until he deals.
** Note, not "I used the word for the first time". He heard me for the first time. Not a great listener, my beloved***.
*** Sometimes Beloved actually reads this thing. I'm kind of enjoying the suspense of waiting for him to catch up. I'm sure I will be able to hear the howls of rage right across London when he reads this. And the whole phone post. Living dangerously, me.
**** Named by previous owners, hence the interesting spelling of Gemima. Oddly enough it's not the first time I've had a cat called Jemima. But I only looked after the previous one for a few days, so I reserve the right to claim that this is in fact the first time I have had a girlcat.
***** Niche audience. Or more accurately: I can't bring myself to actually not post about the boring stuff, so I just stick it elsewhere in hopes that it's not so boring to everyone - after all there's a ridiculous number of knitbloggers out there. And many of them have cats in residence.