Musical obfuscation

Right, following Cliff's salutary example, I bring you posh lyrics. Here's one to give you the idea:

"We tripped an illuminescent dance figure, traversed the boards acrobatically."
Whiter shade of pale, see?

Time to get started. They're too easy, I'm afraid, but we can always dial it up a bit next time. There's one in here just for Patroclus, one for Vivaldifan and one for Cate, by the way. I think always only of my readers.


1. "In this automobile is where I feel least threatened. It is possible for me to secure all the entrances, there is no better form of existence."

2. "The flux is rising, yet I maintain my grip. I will be the first on your list."

3. "And we will never again be separated, there is no more need for it."

4. "His salacious badinage hints at erotic stimulation."

5. "Were I to become acquainted with your moniker, it would be possible for me to discover your digits."

6. "It is past three AM shortly after Christmas. I am corresponding with you in order to determine whether your condition has improved."

7. "Well it is possible to move in a rough and rhythmic manner, provided that it has a beneficial effect on your mental state."

8. "The arachnoid hominid arrives on limbs sporting confectionary-styled patterns, quietly under the umbra of late afternoon sunlight."

9. "The season of renewal is upon us. Existence is a game of ninepins and lager."

And a bonus round for South Africans:

10. "I was acquainted with someone in a constant state of anxiety. It was large, infuriated and approaching closer."