I KNEW it.

Yeah, I know, you thought I was a big fat baby for whining about the technojinx when I got off so lightly.

Only I DIDN'T. The story was not OVER.

The bloody accounts that were totally there last time I checked have been totally LOST in some weird Quickbooks updating perversion. The BASTARDS. Six whole MONTHS gone.

'Snot FAIR. Just when I was making such PROGRESS.

[Exits stage left, stamping feet and throwing toys.]