Christmas lights are rubbish

Seen behind the Royal Festival Hall, a couple of weeks ago. Around the corner:


It's not terribly easy to see, but those are all coloured plastic bottles. Clever!

And then there is this:


This space is normally used for public sculpture of some sort - recently, a collection of fountains, all of which were human forms spewing water from somewhere unpleasantly anatomical. So presumably these bits and pieces are being used in the making of a new exhibit, but then again they could actually be the latest exhibit. I honestly have no idea.

Anybody remember the story, a few years ago, of some German janitors working in an art museum, who had to be sent on an "art appreciation" course after accidentally throwing away one of the installations (a pile of rubbish on the floor)? The best bit of that story was the comment I heard from, er, I forget: "If a pile of rubbish is a valid piece of art, then clearing it away is a valid piece of art criticism."