Your health, pea-flowered
That is the subject line of one of the many spam emails I have been receiving. I find it hard to object too violently to this deluge when the messages are so poetic.
Your cash, one-humped.
I want to write something witty and original about this, but I really can't top the lines themselves.
Your money, mouse-eared.
What more is there to say?
1 comment:
Ha! I've seen some as well, and recently started a list. These began with "Your cash, ":
paddle plate
night-blind
onion red
Michaelmas crocus (?!)
My favorite thus far strayed from the "cash" pattern:
Your money, outward-flow turbine
Sigh. I am *so* easily amused.
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