Friday, September 09, 2005

Not. Acceptable.

I'm aware that things have been a little quiet around here. (Because I'm very busy and important, you see, shut up and wait for the big reveal in a few weeks.) One might even say, deathly dull. I'm not surprised to see my stats sinking rapidly into utter oblivion.

But I am SHOCKED! to see that MSN Search tossed the Scrivenings up in answer to the dreary query: "How many days till I die?"

THIS IS NOT GOD'S WAITING ROOM. There is life. I promise.

Be patient.

10 comments:

omar said...

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious, scroob.

Can't we get a sneak preview of the "big reveal"?

ScroobiousScrivener said...

Hilarious? I hope you're referring to my witty narration, not the fact itself. Sigh.

No. No previews.

I have to warn you though, this is not going to be nearly as exciting to anyone else as it is to me. Sorry.

Dom said...

Arf, you've got me interested now, give us a hint!

Sarah Cate said...

Those darn search engines can't be trusted. At least in regards to what crackhead search results they includes one's blog with.

Relieved you're still alive...waiting patiently for the big reveal.

glo said...

I'm with Omar....completely hilarious! How?! Why?!

I'm not sure how I feel about MSN making such predictions. I'm very nervous about it. I may have to search for myself every day just to find out if I'm on the list now....

Bill C said...

Wow, I knew Microsoft plotted to out-maneuver Google. Clearly they've taken things to a new level.

glo said...

Jam, you are always so quick on the conspiracies. Thanks to you, I am 20% more paranoid than my doctor thinks I am.

Nadia said...

I wonder if the inquirer found his/her answer...

Syar said...

your narration of this quirkily amusing incident is funny. very much so. i hope that's clear.

big reveal! yayness.

and I totally agree with glo about jam and his conspiracy theories. you're messing with our heads dude! we may not mind it 99% of the time, but it could have some dire consequences. like excessive blogg-....oh wait....

glo said...

Classic, Syar...too classic!