May I enhance your televisual experience?

A tip for Desperate Housewives: it's more fun if you only watch every second episode. Because they're all much the same, and if you watch every week, well, it's just Teri Hatcher falling over - again - isn't it? However, miss an episode, and you find you haven't missed much, but nor does it all seem quite so repetitive. Freeing you up to enjoy the daftness of it all.

No need to thank me. I am here to serve.