Why I still watch Charmed

Yes, the scripts are ever dodgier, the plots ever sillier, and the acting ever flatter. And don't get me started on the outfits, or Rose McGowan's hair. But nowhere else would you find lines like this:
"Hey, I have a business and two small children, and I still find time to vanquish demons, so don't blame me if you can't keep up."
Spoken to the Angel of Death, no less.

A lesser delight from the same episode - "Just because you're a demon doesn't mean you have to be so ew."

See, for me, that makes it great knitalong fodder.