I knew it all along

It has long* been my contention that successful people are by definition thin. Be it that their innate drive and ambition is the key to gym and diet success, or that thin people radiate an aura of combined self-discipline and sexual attractiveness that in itself helps them up the ladder, I have not yet determined. But I am convinced: thin=power.

This
supports that theory.

All right, Conde Nast is not in fact synonymous with success, but... but...

At any rate, I am now quite sure that I cannot and will not ever work for Vanity Fair. Less pressure there, then.
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* About three months. Don't quibble.