Just me then?

Hands up everyone who's having a stupid day.

Nobody?

Oh.

Maybe I'd be smarter if I weren't dulling my brain with chocolate overload.

Hang on, I'm not - not today anyway.

In that case, maybe I'd be smarter if I were fuelling my brain with chocolate.

Eurgh.

(Put this in your diary, people. It may be the last time you'll ever hear me respond to thoughts of chocolate with "eurgh". Or maybe you'll just have to wait another 16 years or so, until Easter again coincides with birthday.)