Well, that is reassuring
You've been fired - but don't worry. We can make the newspaper bigger now.
Hm, let's think this through. Presumably, they don't mean "bigger" as in "more staff". They mean bigger as in more pages. To be produced with fewer editorial staffers, since they've just axed a bunch. So not only have 14/15 people (there seems to be some inconsistency on the exact number) lost their jobs, but those that stay get to work harder. Probably without extra pay*. Gosh, everybody loses. And yet management believe this masterpiece of communication will improve morale?
And let's not even bother to ask whether the top brass will be getting their bonuses this year. (Probably they'll get extra, for achieving substantial cost savings.) Or whether shareholders can expect a dividend.
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* Or are the firees' salaries to be redistributed among their former colleagues? Interesting prospect, but on the whole, unlikely.
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