If mice thought like people

Or perhaps, when mice think like people. Picture it if you will:

Teen mice seek out boozers, chew through kegs, get pissed and dare eachother to storm the traps.

Baby mice steal doll’s clothes to play dress-up.

Mouse reproductive patterns go haywire as mice discover battle of the sexes. Having 10 babies hanging from teats can really make a mouse bitter.

Mice find that nibbling just a tiny bit of rat poison gives quite a kick. But you gotta know when to stop, man.

Mice abandon sewers, tunnels etc in search for more attractive homes with a nice view, where the crumbs come from brie and olive ciabatta, rather than mouldy refuse.

Their children, however, tend to hang out in the sewers, seeking street cred.

City mice start dreaming of a return to the countryside.

Fieldmice dream of the excitement of the city.

Churchmice resent being synonymous with poverty and form lobby groups to campaign for more positive media representation.