Suddenly I really want to read about midair broomstick crashes

From Making Light, discussing the Darwin Award efforts of a pair of would-be Jedis armed with fuel, glass tubes and matches:

"You want proof that magic doesn’t actually work? If it did, there’s no way that ignorant practitioners wouldn’t be committing equivalent screwups, and sooner or later there’d be an incident that was too obvious to explain away."

Depressing on so many levels.