The Almighty speaks

'"If Tony Blair thinks his friendship with George W Bush is worth rubbing out a couple of hundred thousand Iraqi men, women and children, then that's something he can talk over with me later," said God. "But when he starts publicly claiming that's the way I do the arithmetic too, it's time I put my foot down!" It is well known that God has a very big foot.'

God: I've lost faith in Blair

[Ed's note: poor God. That whole performance review thing in January seems to have got him on the defensive right from the start of 2006.]