Why hobbits are better than elves
Best fan quote from Ringers: Lord of the Fans:
"A hobbit will still be there in the morning. You think an elf will still be there? Fleetfooted elves — no. He'll take off. But a hobbit, he'll want to cuddle, and he'll still be there the next day. And then he'll make you breakfast."
5 comments:
Yes, but he's got really hairy feet.
Big, though.
Big feet and he cooks? Hook me up, sistah!
after reading the discription it seems I have married a hobbit! He even goes out and gets me Starbucks.
This was one of my favourite Ringers moments, too. Elves always strike me as the last word in emotional distance - exactly the kind of partners I shouldn't go for, but do: intense but detached. Hobbits, on the other hand, would be all puppy-dog. Hell, demosthenes is right, humans are probably preferable.
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