o-HO!

Now we know who to blame.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I direct your attention to paragraph 13: "...She is the personal stylist to, among others, Keira Knightley, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Kate Beckinsale and The OC's Mischa Barton".

The Fuggers' hit list, in other words.

Her crimes against fashion are great. Now, if someone reading this were to take it upon themselves to, say, kidnap Ms Zoe ("rhymes with low", and do you think that's a coincidence?) and incarcerate her for a week or so with nothing but a selection of, say, large coffee-table books celebrating the genius of Prada, or Dior, or Armani, but NOT under any circumstances Christian Lacroix... and maybe a little electro-shock therapy...

Well, if that were to transpire, and I'm not saying it should, I'm sure we could all sleep just a little bit easier. Don't you?

Oh. And while you're at it, maybe you could burn the world's supply of Uggs. The greatest ever fashion mistake that Would Not Die.