1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA

That's the formula that makes 24 January the most miserable day of the year, apparently; and this year it falls on a Monday, too. Bummer. "Foul weather, debt, fading Christmas memories, failed resolutions and a lack of motivation conspire to depress," according to the BBC. Well, lucky for me, I don't have to go to work. For the rest of you: well, just be pleased that if that's the peak of misery (or nadir, rather), from Tuesday on it'll all get better. Probably.