Fun extraction, continued

Oh it's just too much. There's nothing healthy to eat at all. Not even salad. Really, it's obvious that if you smother it in mayo it's not exactly calorie-free, but do they have to go so far as to say: "Well, enjoy it, but then have a light supper to make up for indulging in *gasp* a fatty salad"? [bawls, stamps foot, drums fist on desk]

I'm just going to have to give in to the patented Health Pizza (TM) concept. And remember, good dark chocolate has more antioxidants than red wine. So clearly if I live on pizza, chocolate and rioja, I will be glowing, darling, absolutely glowing.