Mary was touched by his noodly appendage
We all know, of course, that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created this beautiful world. But apparently some people are still denying this knowledge. They are even offering money for proof of evolution. Talk about desperate.
So I'm delighted to see that some of the faithful are posing their own challenge: $1 million dollars to prove that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
That should clear this right up.
And if that doesn't do the job, maybe we'll learn the truth when we learn to read God's graffiti.
2 comments:
Gah. The ridiculousness of the whole debate (from all sides) makes me want to bang my head against the wall. Mostly I just ignore it.
I will profess a certain fondness for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, though - brings on yummy pasta thoughts.
That God's graffitti thing was fabulous.
We may actually get somewhere in this crazy world if we can stop turning every interesting idea into a You vs. Me live event.
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