I remember why I work here

My colleagues are lovely. So lovely. They will dance right through the ABC of cheese* and not give up until the DJ goes home and they kick us out. They will deliver drinks and foot rubs to keep the party jumping.

And there's always someone I can count on to keep me away from Scary Boss.

Even if I then have to be careful about keeping away from that someone.

Why is it some people don't understand that dancing is not necessarily a vertical expression of etc?

Oh, it's the way I dance, is it?

Oh.

Still, they're all lovely.
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* Abba, Beyonce, Chesney Hawkes. Seriously. Chesney Hawkes.