Is it just me or... no, it's just me

Attention span? Fruit fly. Memory? Goldfish.

This is why, when I email something to myself at a different address (eg: a reminder to put on my home calendar, or something for me to do on the work intranet) and then I get a notification that says 'you have mail', I actually get excited. Right up until I open the mail and see, oh, wait, it's from myself. Bummer.

This is now happening with my blog comments. I reply to someone. I get mail. Exciting! For a few seconds. Cringe.

Then again, I have actually been known to tell someone to ring my phone in order to hear my voicemail message - the reason why escapes me - and when they did, I ran for my phone. And answered it.

Someone slap me. Please.