A window into my wild, orgiastic world

So far this weekend I have:

done two loads of laundry
taken out the recycling
cleaned the bathroom
completed my contractual weekly Work From Home
read all of the Observer (in but a single day!)
knat most of a sleeve
gone to gym, twice, and grocery shopping, twice
soundly thrashed Beloved Consort at both Tabula and rummy
and, for only the second time ever, won a game of four-suit Spider.

And they tell me I don't know how to party.