Inquiring minds want to know
If a mammoth were discovered in Selfridges, which department would it be in?
Food hall? Leather goods? Sporting goods? Gifts? Travel accessories?
Thursday, August 04, 2005
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(I did have to look up Selfridges. My trips to Scroob's are always a learning experience.)
Is the mammoth shopping? On display? It would depend on the context in which I saw it.
Well, that's part of the question, really.
I did think that if it were in John Lewis or Liberty's, it would be in the haberdashery department - "woolly" mammoth, after all. But Selfridges doesn't carry habby. So.
Maybe the mammoth would be shopping for hair removal products. In beauty.
A further question is, how did it get in? Probably it entered as a baby and after it grew, was unable to get out of the un-mammoth-sized doors. In which case, it must definitely have been hanging out in the food hall.
There's an answer for everything, isn't there.
Hmmm. Interesting question. I have to ask myself how people missed a growing baby mammoth in the first place. Seems it would have been "discovered" ages ago.
Our shopping malls all have one garage-type entrance for when they have big displays inside, he could have gone in through one of those, even if he's not a baby.
My guess is that he heard about how the teenage girls barely wear clothes when they go to the mall these days, so he wanted to check it out.
Omar - And do what about it? Bury them in his fur as a form of slightly perverse protection from the cold?
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