Sorry Gersh
I know I promised no cats. But I think Jemima just swallowed a Shetland pony and is having trouble digesting. I felt I should record and share this scientific peculiarity. You know, citizen journalism.
Or, we could make it a caption contest... Prize: the admiration of your peers.
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There is no doubt in my mind that this cat is thinking, "meow, I'm such a sexy bitch."
No doubt.
Funnily enough, most of my colleagues seem to think this is kitty porn. So you must be right.
I was hoping for a post where I can show my witty flair in the comments but gosh darn it, the moment I saw that picture, I had to unleash a huge AAAWWWWWW!
*clears throat*
I'm sorry, I let my cat-lover side take over. I'm ok now.
Hmmm. She has the opulent-Reubenesque-model-sprawl down pat (or cat), but cat-owner pride forces me to say that she's not as opulent as Fish :>.
(A pizza delivery lad the other day wandered in through the front door, stopped dead on seeing Fish, and asked reverently, "Is that cat actually that fat, or is it mostly fur?" Seeing his tip vanishing in my howl of outrage, he then did a beautiful back-pedal along the lines of "She's just big-boned! I like a cat who likes her food! A fine figure of a cat!"
Jemima is a fine figure of a cat :>.)
Extemporanea: howls of laughter. "Fine figure of a cat" indeed. I must point out that she doesn't normally look this large - a little chubby, yes, but not huge. It's just the angle. Ahem.
Syar: I'm just delighted there's someone else here who appreciates fine felines.
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