I am *so* offended

I don't often get people wandering over here courtesy of Google or other searches. Not often at all. I've had a few; someone looking for useful information on Pete Doherty got a headline rant instead, and some earnest art fan was treated to my brilliant review of Damien Hirst.

But now I see I turned up on some poor Oedipal sod's hunt for "Rubenesque motherly tits".

That is so very wrong.